Lyrics
One is black, one is white
No matter which one you ask
They both think they're right
But pick one
One is a guy and one is a girl
They both have in mind
That they're gonna change the world
But just pick one
Well, Barack Obama, what's with all the drama?
Hillary Clinton, what are you thinkin'?
Just pick one
I said, "Pick one
Select One
Then elect one
Then forget one"
One is for change
And the other is for ... change too
One says, "Yes, we can"
And one says, "Yes, we will!"
Come on, just pick one
Select one
Then elect one
Then neglect one
Well, they both think that George Bush is wrong
And we've been in Iraq too long
They sound the same on the economy
Universal health and global warming
Just pick one
Select one
Then elect one
Then forget one
Well, they both agree about McCain
He could be a royal pain
But if one of them does not back down
Then none of them are gonna be around
So pick one
(repeat chorus)
(lots of mixing and mismatched names)
Hillary Obamamamamamamamamama....
...Barack Mccainacainacainacainacain...
Barack Obama Hillary Clinton John McCain
Hillary Obamabamabama!
When I was a kid
My dad made me wear a crew cut
I hated that buzz
And when I grew up
I vowed that I'd wear my hair long
And I did…long flowing hair
Well, I like it. I loved it
Then I got a job
And they made me cut my hair
Then I got a wife, a kid, and some bills
And then my life was filled with despair
And at night I cried in my pillow
'Cause when I woke up my hair was still there
And in the shower I'm soaking my brain
And I'm waving bye-bye to my hairs
Going down the drain
(chorus)
Well, I miss my hair
It used to be there
Now I'm as bald as a baby's behind
I say I don't care
But just between you and I
Sometimes at night I cry
Why me, Lord?
Are you just bored?
Why don't you focus on the hungry and poor?
You gotta have better things to do with your time
Than to bust my balls
I miss my hair
Back in the day
I used to wear a ponytail
Now I couldn't say
If this made me cool or not
But at least it was a start
I liked it a lot
But when I took off the rubber band
Man, there was a knot
A big hairy knot
Of what once was my hair
(chorus)
Now my hair seems to grow on its own
The problem is it just avoids my head
I have think ones, thin ones, little gray curly ones everywhere
In my ears, on the tip of my nose
All over my chest, in between my toes
My shoulders look like a grizzly bear's back
And please don't ask me about those hairs
Growing out of my crack!
(chorus)
Life struggles by
Another dream left to die
But no matter what the fates have in mind
You still try
Turn the page
Live your life every day
And don't let anybody stand in your way
Work it out
Grab the bull by the horns
Make it count
Choose the rose, not the thorns
Fight for your dreams
No matter if it seems
That no one believes anyway
Live your life every day
Use your voice
Make a choice
Have your say
And don't let anybody stand in your way
Life carries on
Another dream has been born
Touch the sky, so glad you're alive
Live life 365
It was getting late
I needed a break
From writing my latest blog.
So I surfed the net
To see what I could get
Amazed at all I found.
There was so much stuff
That I had to share
And this is how it all went down…
I went to:
MySpace, YouTube, Metacafe
Friendster, Facebook, Magnolia
Tumbler, Zillow, MybogLog
And don't forget Blogcatalog.
Wink, Yelp, Furl
Gimme a thumbs up.
Kiva, Bebo
What the heck is Jumpcut?
Why don't you Stumble it
Put it in the Mixx
Give a shout and a Tweet
And say that you Reddit.
Fav on Technorati
Tell me it was Delicious.
If I give you a Digg
Would you add me to your blog list?
I checked out:
Blogline, Netvibes, Iowa Ave
Entrecard, Ximmy and Zimbio
Google, Yahoo
Tell me I'm LinkedIn.
Flickr, Jaiku
What was I thinking?
Bumpzee, Feedjit, and Delirious
Soundclick, Imeem, and Gravatar
Linkswarm, Smarking, Zorpia, Pownce, LastFM and Active Rain!
(chorus)
I went to:
Newsvine, Tailrank, Funnyordie, Fark and Simpy
I'll give 'em a try.
Slashdot, Blinklist, Misterwong, Backflip, Spurl
This list is too long!
Blogmarks,Twitter, and Multiply
Propeller, Ask
I'm gonna cry!
Linkagogo, MSN and Netvouz
I'm about to lose my mind…
I need livelife365!
That's my site
Check it out.
And then please…
(chorus)
Oh, twitter, twitter, twittering my night away
I'm Stumbling my life away.
Digg, digg, digging my day away
I need livelife365!
